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2018

05

Nov

Kristina Shannon Fucks a Bike Seat of the Day

We got into the deep troll, the vortex of the instagram yesterday and went through some of the Girls Next Door to see how old and washed up they are, only to come across the Shannon Twins, who you all probably remember and love, but maybe forget exist, cuz unlike Sara Jean Underwood they aren’t living in a tiny house camping every fucking day…naked for instagram…all holistic except for the pollutants that she has in her tits….you know save the oceans, stop plastic consumption, store all that trash in my tits….

Not that this is Sara Underwood, it’s a Shannon Twin…a sister fetish from Playboy who now does really agreesive content…

Like fucking a bike seat oiled up on instagram… THIS IS ON instagram….and I even flagged the video, cuz I flag all the nude pics I see since I can’t monetize nudes, but they can…assholes…

And instagram said this doesn’t breach their terms and conditions, yet I have to flag it safe for work, cuz if I share this post..this brilliant post…come on storing plastic in her tits humor…GENIUS…I get fucking shut down…WEIRD..

But not as weird as this fake ass…this…video…this….

If you never wanted to be a bike seat for a day – you will now…you sicko..


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2012

05

Jul

Kristina Shannon Lesbian Kiss For Attention of the Day


Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER


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