Even at 100 years old, Jennifer Aniston’s silly hard nipples that made the world fall in love with Jennifer Aniston are out there promoting shit, doing media, for potential romantic comedy bullshit that she is overpaid to be in….or maybe she’s out there promoting all the money she just made on the 100 million dollar deal Netflix did with the people of Friends…the gift that keeps on giving…to think that such a dumb fucking sitcom would make a person as rich as it did…and it’s all because of the nipples…nipples that are now on a more deflated set of tits….a more deflated face sagging off…for dudes still capable of jacking off to a woman who has used her nipples harder than that mom in the projects who has 12-15 kids cuz the government pays her per kid and she’s into breast feeding them cuz it saves her money to buy herself drugs…
Point being……
Jennifer Aniston nipples that no one ever wanted to knock up because she must be one of the worst….that happens when you’re overpaid, overhyped and coddled by everyone except the men who marry you cuz they can’t stand you….and now she’s too old to get knocked up…HOT. Menopause you know…..a form of contraception and a fetish in and of itself…despite it smelling like moth balls and rice pudding.
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