I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

10

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

Her caption was “I do my own stunts”…

Genius captions like that, probably written by her copy writer on staff at the Kardashian Media Agency, run by someone I used to know when she worked of a company that is no more, I actually still have nudes of her in my inbox…cuz girls who work with Kardashians before they worked with Kardashians and got rich are sluts….

But the “I Do my own stunts” genius….coupled with being a Kardashian….coupled with having plastic surgery to look more like a model…all while being average looking…is exactly the level of quality you’d want to throw your marketing budget at, and her 100 million dollar a year income totally justified…garbage…humans…everywhere….

I like to think she wins at life because people feel bad about her dad’s mental breakdown and dick cutting procedure of weirdness…you know you can’t not give the job to the vapid cunt with a trans dad…it’d be racist.

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