Gwyneth Paltrow Fishnets of the Day

2019

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow has never been hot…so seeing her in Fishnets at 50 trying to remain hot is not hot…unless you are a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, it which case you are a sick fuck….

I guess seeing her in Fishnets makes total sense as she looks like some kind of sea creature, and I am not talking about her steamed vagina, but her face as a whole…always had a goldfish in a bowl look to me…

I feel like her encouraging old bitches to not be fat, to hose down their cunts, to try weird health and lifestyle tactics to better themselves, as silly and obnoxious or pretentious as it is..isn’t that bad. I mean if you’re going to be old you should have a leader or influencer to turn to…but that doesn’t mean we need to jack off to it…even though I know you are. Weirdo.