Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in….

Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool.

She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar.

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