Jemima Kirke is one of those new generation actors, who got an acting career based on how normal she looks, and not because of how hot she is…which is how actors became actors in the past…it was a beauty pageant when no on wanted to watch ugly bitches on screen…because we had to deal with ugly women, non-movie star women in our real lives, and needed something to aspire to or fantasize about.

What I am trying to say is that she is not hot, but she is naked, in these pictures and in her acting…a little too realistic for my liking…

I guess part of her nude selfies is showing that she doesn’t shave her armpits….like the woman I unfortunately ate next a few winters ago, who was in a tank top in the winter, eating her chinese food with her hand over her head so you really knew she was letting everyone know here protest and political stance….

So she doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about body hair…forcing them in some subliminal way….to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested…

NOT TO MENTION…here hairy armpit protest, when contrasted against her bush, makes you think she’s full of shit, because that bush is very maintained….I love bush and have a bush fetish…and I have seen gnarly bush…while this bush seeems maintained….you know just like a girl who gets a pussy wax…only with more fucking effort…because waxing a pussy takes no time….trimming a bush takes effort…

POINT beeing…nudes are fun..

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Jemima Kirke is some bitch who makes me want to eat pancakes….and not just because her tits are shitty and pancake shaped…but because Aunt Jemima is my one true childhood love..that is the bitch who raised me after my mom died of AIDS and the foster home took me in….

Jemima Kirke’s childhood was a little different, her dad a drummer in Bad Company…so she’s got some cool associated with her not having to be cool.

She was also in Girls which means she’s LENA DUNHAMS friend and that alone is disappointing…as are these clips from her nude scene. I expect more out of celebrity militant feminists on a mission to grow out their armpit hair…I mean this bush….way too fucking tame… Do better. Liar.

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She doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about boy hair…forcing them in some subliminal way…called “social norms”…to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested…

You see, yes, armpit hair, which has been the norm in France forever….and French girls are hot..if they aren;’t from QUebec…hut armpit hair isn’t necessarily the hottest thing to me, I had a weird foster parent who was 300 lbs, pretty much a midget…like had wooden blocks on her brake pedal, was missing a finger and who wore tank tops to showcase her matted armpit hair…as it dripped down and soaked her shirt…and it was vile..

But as a grown man, an adult, if I meet a hairy little 20 year old feminist, or in this case a 40 year old looking feminist…I’m gonna lick those pits and try to stick my dick in it- because who gives a fuck..

What I am actually annoyed or disgusted by is the parading, the peacocking, the “look how fourth wave feminist I am”…as she celebrates her body – and you know has some intellectualized, despite being retarded, spin on why her silent protest that isn’t silent at all because like a VEGAN, and probably is also a VEGAN, she likes to advertise her political theory…instead of doing things productive for the community, why not just do some “Look at me, look at me” photoshoots..

The real offensive thing in all this, as someone who may not love armpit hair, but I fucking LIVE for bush, is that her bush is fucking trimmed, I know out of control bush…it is what I jerk off to…and this pussy is TRIMMED…so don’t shave your fucking pits so people can see your protest…but trim your fucking pussy…for sex..for men..for another women created insecurity….since dudes will fuck anything…even things that smell and are half dead…but keep up the good work motherfuckers…

That said, it’s not like anyone knows who Jemima not the Aunt is…but apparently she’s in GIRLS..obviously.

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