I fucking hate birthday posts, birthday celebrations, birthday compilation posts. I find them lazy as fuck from people who lack vision and creativity and who just want to fill their websites with useless fodder that isn’t even clickbait…it’s just fucking trash…

Well, I got a notification on my phone from Youtube celebrating Rihanna’s Birthday and I thought…that at 31, she’s been at this since she was 14, that’s 17 years of hustle to become the icon that she is…even selling herself off at a young age to perverted old people to make her dreams come true…and now she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars…so it was all fucking worth it…and for that…I wanted to put up a compilation of her sluttiest pics cuz she’s a slut…and that’s what I am going to do…

Unfortunately, I only have pics from 2012 onwards, so 7 of the last 17 years…works for me….

Oh her birthday was yesterday- I guess that makes it funny remembering that I am bad with dates, slow, always behind, useless…right.

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