Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie.

She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 10 years ago….when she probably met Jason Biggs off of TWITTER or some shit…and locked him the fuck down…

Now she’s that Hollywood wife, who gets to stay at home and play on social media…being quirky and funny like a Christie Teigen….interacting with her a-list friends who elevate her presence….starfucking her man is the key to never having to work…and riding that access will elevate their profile…and eventually they’ll be hosting the VIEW…

From bootleg bottom feeder who didn’t matter, to mom of two with a banged out vagina and stability from her rich and famous husband….becoming a social media influencer…now out there now naked for a shoot with Harpers Bazaar because maybe she’s written a book, maybe a movie, maybe she’s finally used her access to win at life more than just being some rich dude’s fun and quirky tweeting wife…living off his money…

She’s always been an exhibitionist from what I remember…and now she’s full naked…as she should cuz being a mom of two or more who is still skinny just shows us all how important that is to keep her man paying for her shit and giving her access to do her own shit….cuz no one likes a fat mom who has given up on life…

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