I am not a fan of Jenny Mollen….I feel like I remember her from before she was fucking Jason Biggs, but that could have very likely been after she was fucking Jason Biggs, despite seeing Jason Biggs in the first Three American Pie movies, I never really tracked the groupies he was fucking hard enough to end up marrying and knocking up….but she used to write for Playboy’s off-shoot site….freelance shit….and I’d be more than happy to let her write for us, but she probably doesn’t need to now that she’s got that American Pie money to buy her all the shit she needs…plus I can’t afford to pay her…

Now I am not a fan of groupies or celebrity wives in general, I just think they are all manipulative gold digging sugar baby assholes who found the first celeb they could to fulfill their good life going forward….I think they fake the connection and tolerate the celeb to no lose the good life…and that doesn’t really excite me….you know opportunist shit….but Mollen’s been with Biggs forever…maybe it’s sincere…not that it matters…who cares about their fucking…

She’s consistently strategically nude, she likes attention, maybe she likes her body and in this shoot, or selfie, she’s showing off her mom pussy and how it hangs in panties…while her husband watches…maybe it’s his fetish…mom pussy from behind…I don’t know….but it happened…

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Jenny Mollen is Jason Bigg’s wife, that’s basically the only reason she existed, but I guess there was a time before having his kids and being the celeb wife where she had big dreams of her own to get that stardom she wanted, but realized it’s easier to marry a guy who probably made 100 million dollars off the American Pie movies, they were fucking huge…

I mean to get all the perks of celebrity without actually making it just requires rooking in these idiot, oftentime loser dudes, with some attention and dick sucking….

There are many ladies out there, from Amber Heard to even in your own backyard, that know how to manipulate men because they are babbling idiots into tits, and this is one of those people…

Now, I have no idea why her and her BFF Chelsea Handler post these topless pics on their social media, I guess they get a thrill, or like their tits, or maybe she still craves that celebrity instead of just being a celebrity wife…and calling Jason Biggs a Celebrity made me laugh when I was typing it out….

BUT I will say, girls taking topless pics for no reason, even if they are old moms like this, are helping move society in the right direction…because I want to see everyone’s tits, even with dumb emojis for nipples, which is probably her doing us a favor, she’s a mom, but also her being cheeky, safe for instagram so long as there aren’t nipples, it’s the gateway, soft nude that gives you a sense of going on, without giving us the whole picture…

But that in and of itself is some cocktease bullshit, if you’re going jump, fucking jump, this is not any less porny without her nipples, if anything it is just something to hate her for….

The real question is, does she think she looks hot with her mom abs, her no hips, her weird ass belly button….or is she a half retard who is like “LOOK MY TITS LOL LOL LOL”…who knows, but it is disappointing!

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Jenny Mollen must be bored…or craving some attention from her fans, which is hilarious to think that some bitch who is married to Jason Biggs would have fans, but since everyone, including Mollen is a celebrity dick sucker, it makes sense….

I am sure she likes to think that she was someone of value and is worth following because she was funny on twitter long before landing her first New York Times Best Seller List book….I was going to say before landing her first celebrity or being loaded by her first celebrity…..you know locking him in like she was Reese Witherspoon after getting a Deep Dicking from Ryan Phillippe, in a “how are you pregnant, and why are you going to keep it”…..kind of “this is my meal ticket” way….but she met Biggs in 2008 on set of something called My Best Friend’s Girl where she had an insignificant part because she was an insignificant actor, but she made that casting work for her because 12 years later she’s still getting that American Pie allowance….

I don’t know what makes a 40 something year old mom want to pull out her tit on social media…but this one consistently flashes her fans…soemthing that always reminds me of a legit retard exposing himself at the public pool…a thrill you’d think people wouldn’t be about at 40 years old…but I guess once a flasher, always a flasher, and with tits being de-sexualized, this is basically like looking at her belly button, but a tit, because at 40 she should know better or maybe she’s knows all too well that she’s almost 50 so maximize the tits….but if that was the case what’s with the emoji, is that part of the joke…”here’s my tit LOL”…the foundation of every mainstream girl scamming on Only Fans…”CLICK HERE TO SEE ME TOPLESS”….only to be topless with EMOJI nips…so dumb this world we live in…..especially when you factor in those who have “Won at life”….

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Jenny Mollen is pretty irrelevant, not that relevance matters, but for these entertainers it usually does….but I think she may be an inspirational story to sugar babies everywhere…and if there’s one thing Sugar Babies need, it’s inspirational stories of landing a rich dude.

From my understanding of her story, which is not a very good one, because who gives a fuck about Jenny Mollen, she was a very very low level actor who barely existed but who I guess people found funny on social media…mainly twitter….like a Chrissy Teigen or other idiots who have careers thanks to twitter….I am not one of those people, but you would think I would have excelled at twitter, if they didn’t delete my account…

Anyway, people ended up giving her a writing job or two, maybe on Playboy or some other shitty dude websites, which helped legitimize her twitter, unfortunately not this shitty website, because I write it my damn self…and it wouldn’t legitimize shit…

So from twitter and bullshit acting and some low level blogging…she met Jason Biggs, who I guess made a fucking fortune of American Pie, it was a huge movie that I am sure the woke generation would have a meltdown if they saw it today, but at the time it was edgy, disgusting, a classic….I even saw it in the movies and was like “this is a win” and I hate everything…

Anyway, she got in with Biggs, who was basically the guy rich from American Pie since he hasn’t acted since, they made babies, they document their family on social media like a couple of assholes, or like that hot chick who married the retarded guy for the hype of the Youtube channel, I don’t trust her, if you’ve seen her, you won’t trust her either….

Over the last decade or more of them being a hollywood couple that is barely hollywood, but they do hang with Chelsea Handler, Mollen, has consistently done the thirst trap thing, mainly while pregnant, but we’ve seen her naked over the last decade for sure and now she’s pantsless which isn’t all that bad despite her being 40 and a mom of multiple babies because she’s skinny….

I don’t even know if she’s pantsless or in grey leggings, but we’ll go with pantsless and why the fuck are her legs grey…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Jenny Mollen is Jason Biggs’ wife a mother of his kids who documents their life on social media.

She was at one time an attention seeking “comedian” who was on social media, writing for various blogs, but the second she got ONE high profile enough dude to stick his dick in her, she decided wife and mom to a rich famous dude was a better life than the struggle of trying to be a “personality”….

Their group of friends includes Chelsea Handler and you can tell that they think they are so interesting, important, and cool…you know on some Chrissy Tiegen level of that bitch is so irrelevant and uninteresting but thanks to her husband being famous she has legit fans and is now a “personality” who you know thinks of herself as an OPRAH…or legitimate voice…because all these people are crazy…

Jenny Mollen is not quite a Chrissy Teigen, but she is still bad, into being watched and today’s contribution to the world…or the BLOGOSPHERE that’s what they used to call the blog universe…and I was glad to not be a legit blog to be categorized under that nerd shit…but today’s contribution is….a handprint on her ass cuz she’s cheeky, wild, experimental, open minded, slutty, etc…..pretty fucking boring but if you look hard enough you can see her anus.

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Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie.

She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 10 years ago….when she probably met Jason Biggs off of TWITTER or some shit…and locked him the fuck down…

Now she’s that Hollywood wife, who gets to stay at home and play on social media…being quirky and funny like a Christie Teigen….interacting with her a-list friends who elevate her presence….starfucking her man is the key to never having to work…and riding that access will elevate their profile…and eventually they’ll be hosting the VIEW…

From bootleg bottom feeder who didn’t matter, to mom of two with a banged out vagina and stability from her rich and famous husband….becoming a social media influencer…now out there now naked for a shoot with Harpers Bazaar because maybe she’s written a book, maybe a movie, maybe she’s finally used her access to win at life more than just being some rich dude’s fun and quirky tweeting wife…living off his money…

She’s always been an exhibitionist from what I remember…and now she’s full naked…as she should cuz being a mom of two or more who is still skinny just shows us all how important that is to keep her man paying for her shit and giving her access to do her own shit….cuz no one likes a fat mom who has given up on life…

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