Jenny Mollen is Jason Bigg’s wife, that’s basically the only reason she existed, but I guess there was a time before having his kids and being the celeb wife where she had big dreams of her own to get that stardom she wanted, but realized it’s easier to marry a guy who probably made 100 million dollars off the American Pie movies, they were fucking huge…
I mean to get all the perks of celebrity without actually making it just requires rooking in these idiot, oftentime loser dudes, with some attention and dick sucking….
There are many ladies out there, from Amber Heard to even in your own backyard, that know how to manipulate men because they are babbling idiots into tits, and this is one of those people…
Now, I have no idea why her and her BFF Chelsea Handler post these topless pics on their social media, I guess they get a thrill, or like their tits, or maybe she still craves that celebrity instead of just being a celebrity wife…and calling Jason Biggs a Celebrity made me laugh when I was typing it out….
BUT I will say, girls taking topless pics for no reason, even if they are old moms like this, are helping move society in the right direction…because I want to see everyone’s tits, even with dumb emojis for nipples, which is probably her doing us a favor, she’s a mom, but also her being cheeky, safe for instagram so long as there aren’t nipples, it’s the gateway, soft nude that gives you a sense of going on, without giving us the whole picture…
But that in and of itself is some cocktease bullshit, if you’re going jump, fucking jump, this is not any less porny without her nipples, if anything it is just something to hate her for….
The real question is, does she think she looks hot with her mom abs, her no hips, her weird ass belly button….or is she a half retard who is like “LOOK MY TITS LOL LOL LOL”…who knows, but it is disappointing!
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