You may not be allowed to leave your house, but is that really all that bad, I mean even when you’re a broke ass loser who lives in a basement apartment that smells like death and obese wife…it’s still better than going to fucking work…

Not to mention, you can still hop on the plane and take advantage of those COVID prices that are probably 25% of what they once were when there was no travel…not that you travel, but you get what I am saying, there are options…

Or you can be like me and just stare at chicks who are hotter than chicks I’d normally be staring out without them calling the police on me, showing off their tanlines…one of those side effects of laying out in the sun…or I guess they have friends with a spray tan machine who used to spray tan all the strippers before stripping was banned.

Point being, Tanlines will survive COVID, and here are tanlines to jack off to.

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