Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..it’s happened in a park one night…and it was awful…

Luckily, Martha Hunt, one of Taylor Swift’s groupies and Victoria’s Secret model who is American….looks the way she looks…because then the name takes on a whole different meaning…

But her parents clearly rolled the fucking dice….if she ended up the fat girl, who for the record, I love seeing with her hot mom in the grocery store, cuz you know the hot mom eats right, works out, does all she needs to do to please her rich husband, and is stuck with this fat lazy kid she hates, is ashamed of, send to fat camp and gets no where with….it happens all the time….and I laugh every time….

But if that fat kid was named Martha…and doesn’t look like Martha Hunt…poor thing…

So looking at this ass out…is a sign of winning…a Martha who made it….despite what her name sounds like….maybe that shitty name is the reason she made it…some Johnny Cash boy named Sue, needs to work extra hard to get by….whatever the reason…this Martha is one you can and should jack off to….and she may be the only Martha besides our queen Martha Stewart who is capable of that.

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