Josie Canseco must be a professionally trained dancer, because look at her outfits she’s out there promoting in the dance studio.

I guess her mom wanted her to have some skills to fall back on in case her dad Jose Canseco denied her existence and shut off payment to them…

Some parents aim for education, some parents purchase and bribe for their kids to get an education, while other parents, like Josie Canseco’s mom go for dancing…cuz dancing is all she knows…and is how she met the dad after a game…him all jacked up on ROID RAGE and winning…and her working the Champagne VIP room for the team celebrating at the strip club…

Now I don’t know if her mom is actually a stripper or a Cocktail waitress, I guess I could google it…I just know the women who Athlete’s are drawn to…and women drawn to athletes…are fucking strippers and cocktail waitresses…

LOL. I just googled it and her mom was a Hooters Waitress when she got knocked up by Jose. Hilarious. Called it. I’m so smart.

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