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Josephine Skriver on the Beach in Shitty Lingerie of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the woman who Victoria’s Secret built, at least I am convinced they financed her father, a gay Marine Biologist, to do some genetic testing to create a designer baby, that they got first dibs on…and it worked.

Why else would they randomly import her to America at 19 years old, and a virgin, to work for the brand…it just doesn’t add up and billion dollar companies that sell shitty mall brand made in china panties…have the power to do weird backend things like this and we’d never know…cuz we’re too distracted by all the tits they feed us daily…cuz we are perverts…

So as Victoria’s Secret scrambles to adjust to the current market, the fat chick market, the inclusive market, while being hellbent and committed to their old outdated ways….slowly sinking, closing stores, failing….they still have hot naked chicks on payroll, so let’s stare at their selfie porn, and produced porn, that isn’t quite porn but that is slutty enough…cuz it’s not gonna last forever….at least not with this brand…sluts getting half naked in lingerie..that shit will always happen..where there’s a slut, there’s an audience…

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