Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old should be the name of her next Single…

It’s like Umbrella-Ella-Ella-Eh…only after all that money’s been made, the good life has been executed and is in full force, and the need to be hot and fit out the window because you’ve become a legend…far from the prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bar to get tourist men to fuck her before being shipped to NYC to become Rihanna…she’s no longer a shanty living, daughter of a Garbage man…she’s primo…the richest bitch on the Island she was once a zero on….

So old and fat or not….she’s got her tits out in a bikini top and it’s good enough for me….

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