David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again.

That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own…

But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me…

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