I know what you’re thinking, and that is that this CARLA GUETTA in the Kitchen is some HOTNESS…becasue women belong in the kitchen, at least according to the traditional gender roles you were brought up with, and even if you didn’t have that NUCLEAR family, and your mom was out there working the streets like the whore that she is, you would have liked her to be that stay at home mom you saw in the movies, but instead you saw her wither away for whatever unappreciative company she’d slave for, only to die prematurely….when if she got to relax and run the household like the QUEEN that she was….she’d still be with us today….if only she was in the Kitched where she belonged…instead of out there trying to get work and be equals to men…instead of being the prize men take care of…..in exchange for them taking care of the house…women have that distorted concept that taking care of your family as a full time job is a bad thing…or that it is repressive…when really it’s what keeps marriages happy, it is what establishes a mutual respect, men are coded to care for their home by providing for them and women are coded to take care of their family without having to worry about putting meat on the table…OUR SOCIETY was built on this…but now there’s a power dynamic, where nothing gets done, cuz women were bored of staying home and now want to sit in offices all day while their kids are out there snorting meth…get it together idiots.

ANYWAYS.. I assume this Carla Guetta is David Guetta’s daughter, since all the celebrity DJ millionaires are in their mid 40s and would have hot 20 year old daughters, but I guess she could also be his wife…..reminding us how hot it can be for a bitch to be in the kitchen…house-wifing-.

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Carla Guetta is David Guetta’s sister, you know living that DJ life, or maybe she’s his daughter, because these DJs are all OLD as fuck, I’m talking mid 40s – 50s out there everynight playing for the kids they likely fuck. It’s pretty twisted. I remember when I used to party, the old guy in the room was always frowned upon, especially when it was at College parties and he was drunk and talking about the TV show The O.C…..speaking of The O.C…here’s some Samaire Armstrong the lesbian from the OC who Seth fucked on social media with some tit..

That old guy was me, but unlike David Guetta, I’m not rich, kids aren’t paying to see me, if anything they are paying for security devices to use against me….and I don’t got a Carla Guetta of my own, who I appreciate because in this shoot, she just went full naked, like why bother trying the whole clothing thing…just nudity is enough.

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Carla Guetta the David Guetta Daughter or Groupie Child Bride that I posted last week – is still naked because when your entire existence and angle to get noticed is getting naked…motherfucker….you gotta get out there and continue to get naked….

Her career, her audience, her social media growth, her attempt to get noticed so that she can get brand deals and live that influencer life fucking RELIES on it…..

Her hustle is…nude shoots….so here’s the nude shoot that we can’t let get lost amongst the 1000s of other nude shoots by the 1000s of other girls trying to make it out there.

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Carla Guetta is some David Guetta daughter, I mean these DJs are all old as fuck and dad’s to 35 year olds…which makes it hilarious that they are still touring clubs like they are 20….despite being in their 50s….getting paid stupid money to still party…and the 18 – 25 year old crowd who goes to the raves and clubs they play at….all wanna fuck them despite them being in their 50s….I mean there was a time when DJs were the same age as the party goers…and the 50 year old in the club was looked at like a really cool weirdo….who didn’t conform to society…or a fucking pervert who girls wanted to get kicked out….but put him behind the DJ both and panties get soaked….and if they aren’t in panties….shoes get soaked…either way soaking from pussy is happening….cuz girls like DJs, center of the party….especially when they are rich….those SLUTS…

Here’s CARLA GUETTA tits out.

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David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again.

That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own…

But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me…

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