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2019

05

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Wants You to Remember Her of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is 75 years old in Model years…maybe 80…

So when she puts out things like this in her retirement from Victoria’s Secret, I wonder if it is because she can’t let go of what once was, you know the greatest years of her life. Dealing with peaking at 20 is rough on anyone, where do you go from there.

Or is it her attempt to get her husband to fuck her, instead of all the groupie girls he’s out there fucking, because 20 year olds don’t mind 45 year old DJs who are married to ex-VS models….giving him all the options in the world for better pussy than the one this bitch is spreading for her instagram….

Either way, seems desperate and like any scavenger, I love desperation.

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