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2019

09

Apr

Marisa Papen has a Naked Ski Day of the Day

It is still freezing and snowing in Canada…as it does well into JUNE…you know that’s how we live up to our living in IGLOOS behind our ICE border wall that you Americans are trying to Emulate in the South with Concrete and Steel…only your border wall is designed to keep people out, while Canada keeps inviting everyone in….if you’re willing to suffer the cold, and contribute to our work force, growing LEGAL weed and Maple Syrup, or getting involved in our other big industries…like Celine Dion and Ryan Gossling…Welcome..

Well, the highlight of every ski season in ski country is when they do the big spring bikini ski…I’ve never seen it, since I don’t leave my house, but apparently it’s real freedom to ski without a constricting snow suit…

Some people, like whore Marisa Papen take that to the next level…by skiing nude, vagina out, only kept warm by her pubic hair, like some kind of pre-historic caveman…and the whole thing is so active and fun…making skiing a sport worth watching…..even though naked skiing is rare….cuz most people who ski, don’t like freezing their genitals off…but Marisa Papen, so daring and edgy in her nudity, is like an explorer…the Indiana Jones of nudity…out there in the elements…saying “this is a great place to produce nude clickbait”…and she is right.

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