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2021

28

Sep

Marisa Papen Makes Orange Juice of the Day

Marisa Papen is here with some pretty important medical advice, if you don’t want scurvy, eat some damn oranges…

If you aren’t into oranges, you will now be into oranges, because there is no better way to make a juice more appealing than to squeeze it with your cunt….

Now I don’t know if her cunt looks like one of those juicers my grandma used to have….but it seems like it’s doing a good enough job fighting scurvy thanks to all the great nutrients available in these foods that grow on this earth as if they are there for a reason…for our consumption…to keep us healthy..

I may not know if her cunt is shaped like a juicer but I do know that I’ve seen her cunt many times because she’s one of those girls who got nude on social media early on, was able to get a huge following only to be deleted for breaching their terms and services, while other porn chicks like the Kardashians are allowed to climb the ranks of twitter to the top….and instead of putting some damn clothes on like a weak person who gives into the pressure being put on her from big tech or the media, she’s decided to be a brave hero about it and turn herself into a nude performance artist who gets naked wherever is most scandalous…

Is making juice scandalous, not yet it’s not, but there may be a time when they cancel and censor the orange for its health benefits and vitamin and mineral delivery….you know cuz it’s not made with fetal cells or soya or whatever a McDonalds burger is rumored to be made with…

Either way, shitting out orange juice, squirting out orange juice, all requires inserting an orange inside of you, and I’m sure you’d be more than happy to be invited to eat that fucker out….unfortunately all I can do is provide the pics….



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2020

16

Apr

Marisa Papen’s Period of the Day

Marisa Papen was some aspiring instagram model who realized getting naked got more hits, so she embraced getting naked like all the other naked girls on instagram, only she took it to the next level..and tried to make herself a nude activist.

She positioned her nudity, which for the record is the same nudity other girls post all day everyday on Zuckerberg’s Naked Chick Hub…..as activism or art, like the other girls getting naked weren’t as committed to getting naked as her because she was willing to get her account deleted for her craft.

She still has an instagram and a facebook page and a subscribtion site that SIMPS and pussy ass dudes who feel like supporting some slut who only likes their money – is soul feeding or that it gets them in with her….

She still does her activism nudity that she positions as performance art…

She still tries to make the news with her nudity, by getting naked at the Vatican or other basic at best “scandalous” places….and I’m not against that whole part of her hustle, bring the fucking nudity, fight the stigma that nudity is wrong, while getting nude, cuz nudity gets more attention than being clothed…I see the hypocrisy in her hustle…and know it’s just a way for her to get paid.

ANYWAY, she’s still getting naked wherever she is, but more importantly, she posted her BUSH and her PERIOD cup that she’s really proud of that could be full of period to remind you that periods are terrifying, like a horror movie….unless you’re a period activist doing period art to prove your love of feminism and womanhood….in which case it’s fucking lame…

I am a FIRM believer that people, MAN AND WOMAN should keep their damn bodily functions to themselves, this oversharing thing like we are your doctor, or your mom, or your BFF, is really not how I like to connect with people or their content….but you’re probably into this!

Her caption:

I’m currently celebrating that time of the month again.
I might be late to the trend but (or not) I just discovered menstrual cups, A LOT less waste, you can leave it in up to 12 hours, feels light and comfortable, preserves healthy bacteria….
It’s better for your flower and for the Earth, double win!

The only amazing thing is that Facebook / Zuckerberg’s porno machine allows this shit….yet DrunkenStepfather is banned…get the fuck out of here.

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2019

07

Aug

Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

Marisa Papen Naked Again

Marisa Papen the nudity artist, who legit thinks she’s an artist cuz she gets naked in places like an extreme sports athlete because it gives her a rush and gets people noticing her…and she can build off that…and has build off that…

She’s changed the format a little and brought out the big guns and by big guns I mean another pussy…to the team….because the format is simple and easy to cast – any whore on social media who is eager to get seen on Marisa Papen’s feed you know…maybe Papen is building an army of willing instagram whores to produce all this nude content we need!!

Marisa Papen Naked Again

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2019

11

Jul

Marisa Papen Nude Stunting of the Day

Marisa Papen who treats nude modeling like action sports, the adrenaline junkie doing what she can to get noticed, hype while being naked, cuz I guess she gets off to it, did a more standard instagram nude shoot, that showcased her well maintained thick bush…and her tits…doing nothing really exciting or different…but that include a naked chick so what the fuck else do you want or expect from the bitch.

I mean I can’t be expected to try to be clever about a snorkel and mask wearing diver, unless it’s to bust out jokes about how I’d use a snorkel to go down on her so that I can fucking stay down there for hours investigating her sea creature pussy like it was the deep blue abyss….as I would with any naked girl…you know just doing my part…but in this case…I’d rather wear one of those vintage scuba suits with the giant helmet to avoid getting herpes….not that Papen has herpes…it is just that they all have herpes…just like all their nude pics look the same.

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2019

10

Jul

Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

Marisa Papen Naked

Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks….

She’s taken her getting naked on the internet so seriously, that she has been arrested for getting naked in places, as she builds up her reputation and audience as a nude model…who likes shock value and scandal because more people notice her….and who travels around the world…BUSH out….for people to buy into whatever she is selling…

She is a chick, she likes getting naked, so she gets naked in public and gets a thrill out of it…nothing really new, these nude tactics have been going on forever…and in a time when everyong gets nude, you need to PAPEN yourself and step it up so that your nudes stand out amongst all the nudes…


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2019

01

Jul

Marisa Papen Shape of Water Porno of the Day

Marisa Papen Shape Of Water Porno

I don’t buy into Marisa Papen’s bullshit “art’ where she pretends that she’s this edgy artist, who gets naked in wild and crazy places where she shouldn’t be naked, in some EXTREME nudist cuz she’s a pervert and loves the attention, but pretends is her art…because if you label anything you do art….there will be pretentious idiots trying to be high brow who treat it like is art..but I know low level pussy flashing when I see it….and I see through this…but don’t mind looking at this…cuz it’s nudity.

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2019

13

May

Marisa Papen Having a Beer with her Bush of the Day

Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks….

We may live in a world where violence in movies gets lower rating than sex in movies, because we want everyone angry at each other, instead of fucking each other or jerking off all day, even everyone is just jerking off all day….to “porn” being “bad”…when really it’s human fucking nature, interaction and normal…except maybe for the direction porn has taken where it’s also borderline criminal in most places…but you perverts get what I am saying and that is that seeing a bitch with her portuguese beer on some sand dune fully nude…rocking a perfect bush…is great and all girls should be doing this…if they aren’t already…and they probably are…cuz the internet has made them all whores…but they don’t think they are whores…so let’s just let them keep the nude supply high.

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2019

09

Apr

Marisa Papen has a Naked Ski Day of the Day

It is still freezing and snowing in Canada…as it does well into JUNE…you know that’s how we live up to our living in IGLOOS behind our ICE border wall that you Americans are trying to Emulate in the South with Concrete and Steel…only your border wall is designed to keep people out, while Canada keeps inviting everyone in….if you’re willing to suffer the cold, and contribute to our work force, growing LEGAL weed and Maple Syrup, or getting involved in our other big industries…like Celine Dion and Ryan Gossling…Welcome..

Well, the highlight of every ski season in ski country is when they do the big spring bikini ski…I’ve never seen it, since I don’t leave my house, but apparently it’s real freedom to ski without a constricting snow suit…

Some people, like whore Marisa Papen take that to the next level…by skiing nude, vagina out, only kept warm by her pubic hair, like some kind of pre-historic caveman…and the whole thing is so active and fun…making skiing a sport worth watching…..even though naked skiing is rare….cuz most people who ski, don’t like freezing their genitals off…but Marisa Papen, so daring and edgy in her nudity, is like an explorer…the Indiana Jones of nudity…out there in the elements…saying “this is a great place to produce nude clickbait”…and she is right.

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2018

17

Dec

Marisa Papen is the Extreme Nudist in Rome of the Day

Marisa Papen is some nude on Instagram, banned from Instagram, back on Instagram, model who has repositioned herself as an artist, who gets extreme nude in extreme situations as her art, which is really just an angle to get noticed when getting nude, upselling the nude, standing out amongst the other nude people because everyone is fucking nude…how do you differentiate yourself….and as it turns out you do it by going to the Vatican and having a dude dressed like a religious person fuck you with a knife.

It’s wild, it’s daring, it’s shocking, it’s probably not banned on Instagram cuz it is high concept getting nude on the internet…if this is high concept…I think it’s just a shameless and pretty great.

Using the skills to pay the bills. Gotta respect that hustle.

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2018

02

Nov

Marisa Papen Nude for Instagram of the Day

Someone’s starved for attention…and her name is Marisa Papen who has made a life or a name for herself as a nude model on social media…

There was a time when people would post nude pics to get followers and attention…that I guess still exists today as the primary strategy of girls everywhere to get noticed…even famous girls…but before it was generally accepted and mainstream…a cultural phenomenon…it was reserved for the sluttiest of exhibitionist who with every pic risked their social media accounts because Instagram would police that shit..and this Marisa Papen lost hers at least once…yet thanks to getting naked and being bold and taking that risk with an instagram account that she could easily just get back with a new email address since Instagram isn’t life or really taking any fucking risk whatsoever it’s just a damn website….and she made a name for herself allowing her to continue her quest to get naked along with everyone else..from top level celeb and models to the girl working the corner store…they are all doing it…and I’m watching even if it’s boring and they put no effort in…typical women doing the bare minimum to make us cum because they are used to being spoiled and having men do everything for them…

Great bush though, probably a bush she thinks is a big deal to have because of her feminism bullshit, but that is just a bush that happens with not shaving..

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