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2019

19

Apr

Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day

I am old enough to remember Brooke Shields before she transitioned and became a man…

I am old enough to remember seeing a 15 year old Brooke Shield when she was a girl…naked on a deserted island…in Blue Lagoon…a role that I like to think was her only worthy role…but also one I was confused about because getting a 15 year old naked in Hollywood is a thing they like to do…but they are usually not so bold as to film it – even if it is for the sake of ART or content….they usually hire 20 year olds to play 15 year olds who get naked.

I remember her sitcom, or when she made me question Agassi’s sexuality, something I am sure tennis fans wondered with all his flamboyant neon outfits…

Yet here she is in her 50s, maybe 60s…with her ass in the air, like she just washed up on shore….and it’s weird…but not overly weird cuz it looks like she may be back n her estrogen as she’s looking more womanly than she has in years….

Menopause usually does the opposite…so silly…you are…Brooke Shields..

Funny what instagram does to these people, just naked all the time…

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