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2019

23

Apr

Taylor Swift Avoiding her Cameltoe of the Day

Taylor Swift, in her attempt to be hot, put on a pair of shorts cuz she knows that she’s got long legs…and long legs are meant to be stared at if you’ve got them….sexualizing herself as she has so many times before…but in public instead of in private as she normally does, where she fills herself or the void in her soul and between her legs with any dudes she can to try to come up with catchy new lyrics for her shitty fucking music that works because society is fucking simplistic and stupid and understands what broken hearts feel like…even if Taylor Swift doesn’t have a heart…she’s some reptilian snake out there tainting all of our lives…

POINT being….

She’s figured out in these years of having exploited herself for her craft…making her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars basically exploiting the listener without them knowing….that it’s probably wise to cover your cunt when in shorts as you get out of the car for the paparazzi…because when you’ve fucked as much as Taylor…it’s easy to get things…like SHORTS…lost up there…

USE THE PURSE…instead of the VAGINA that is her actual purse since it has made her hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars…because without it…she’d have nothing to write dumb songs I fucking hate…about…

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