Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

2019

May

Christina Milian in out in a bikini – like her DIP IT LOW music video didn’t happen 30 fucking years ago…

Proving that if there is a will, there is a way to still whore yourself out to the media, even when you should be considered too old for this shit….and too rich for this shit…she’s got song credits on a lot of huge songs her husband and baby daddy produced…she’s set for fucking life…so this half naked shit for the fans is strictly her ego craving you to look at her and sexualize her and ignore her sloppy mom stomach while saying she’s hot or some shit….like the Kardashian in training trash she is.

I figure by 35, we can collectively retire a bitch, no matter how often she comes back at us with slutty photoshoots…yet here I am posting her up like she’s not too old for this..cuz instagram has made a lot of old chicks act like this…something that was tacky and gross is now normal…so I guess we’re stuck with old bitches being slutty competing with the youth they no longer have but know they can outfuck cuz of the sheer volume of fucking they’ve done…they’re pro by now…

right?