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2019

25

Jun

Miley Cyrus Tampon String of the Day

In very important modern day feminism news…our leader of the sexually free, nudity on the interne movement…Miley Cyrus…starving for attention after realizing trying to rebrand herself as not being an exhibitionist weirdo…doesn’t work for her…so she’s gotta bring back the shock value like all these other modern day feminists of the internet who think they are activists when really they are just exhibitionist perverts…

So this is her celebrating femininity and not being pregnant and toxic shock syndrome from tampon use…with a little menstrual art…something people of Instagram like to show off…because it is a natural and beautiful phenomenon that ruins sheets and often times leads to a week of blowjobs if you’re with the right kind of woman…

So what better way to honor your fertility than to show people your tampon string like some kind of half retard in the changing room at the public pool…

But hotter. Cuz some periods are better celebrated than others!!

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