Emma Roberts is in the new American Horror Story. I have never seen the previous American Horror Stories, even though I like horror and I like dumb youth drama series….even though Emma Roberts is in her 30s and not super youthful.

I do know that the new season is about a 1984 Summer camp, realizing that people love the 80s vibe, proven by the popularity Stranger Things and Kim Kardashian’s 1980 born pussy hole.

In 1984, there was aerobics, I fucking love aerobics, even though aerobics killed my mother…

The leotards, the dancing…the asses….the everything…

So seeing Emma Roberts dressed like my dead mom on the day she died and being turned on by it…is strange, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything less.

I’m just joking my mom died of AIDS in Mexico thanks to some white salesman on business to Mexico, but we are all allowed to re-write our history with 80s Jane Fonda theme.

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