Sarah Hyland is Engaged of the Day

2019

Jul

Sarah Hyland finally got engaged to her gay boyfriend….

These two idiots whom I’ve seen together on social media because they are annoying..for a very long time.

She has credited him with being her gay best friend, a support system who she laughs and whines to..

He has credited her as being the only reason he’s got an audience, she he had Disney dreams, he just has that look…but didn’t have what it took to make them happen for himself, so he bit the bullet and decided to seduce some broken girl on a hit show he met at the hospital…or wherever they met.

They represent all things wrong with white people and remind me of what was popular a decade ago…and I assume they don’t have sex because she has been sexualizing herself on social media so hard for attention…..or maybe because her vagina got sewn up in one of her Kidney Transplants…or maybe she wasn’t born with a vagina….but I guess she’s always got an asshole…unless that was sewn up too and she shits in a bag…which could be what dude is attracted to besides the money and fame he gets by associatin…you know the smell of feces…his aphrodisiac…if queers didn’t like shit, why’d they be so into getting it all over their hands, mouth and dicks…

Either way, she exudes zero sex appeal, whether she got no hole to fuck….or not.