I have this theory that I just made up a few days ago – involving Vanessa Hudgens and her pregnancy to the guy that they just cast to play Elvis in an already hyped story…because everyone fucking loves Elvis….and that theory is that Vanessa Hudgens is pregnant.

I am not TMZ, I don’t have the person working the lab at the hopsital or even the GYNO leaking the story…I am just a pervert and can sense when a bitch is knocked up…knowing their age, their overall bloated cunt region and that they have this small window of being able to cum in them without knocking them up since they are already knocked up…Science.

I call it African Tribal VooDoo Shit….

Now she’s out there with her hard nipple, as her tits start producing milk, and we’re all staring like perverts without remeembering that tits are nature’s buffet for babies and there’s nothing sexual in that…it’s survival of our species man…so stop cumming to / on tits….

She is best known for being early to the leaked nude selfie, showcasing her bush to the world while still working on Disney Musicals…and for that…I am a forever fan.

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