If you’re wondering why Lisa Rinna’s daughters were all up on instagram being half naked attention seeking whores who are pretending to be influncers or personalities on some bootleg Kardashian/Jenner kick that all the low hanging fruit celeb children have been doing since realizing it’s easy money….and all they have to do is pose their bikinis half naked since ….this is your answer.

Their mom is the same fucking person only she didn’t have instagram – she’s too old for that whole internet thing, despite having not been sent the memo…..She had to suck dick the old fashioned way to get as famous as she got – which isn’t that famous but it was famous enough to get her the attention she craved and the life she craved….and the slut daughters she could pass her lessons to…important lessons of “get half naked, ppl like that”….onto….legacy.

So at 60, or maybe 600, she’s out here doing the same tactics the kids do, she wants in on it, it’s all she knows, dancing with her bikini on…and I guess she knows other things like taking it up the ass when needed, how to not gag when a dick is down your throat, how to make dudes cum fast so you don’t have to put unnecessary effort in..

This is awkward rich person attention seeking shit, but at least her menopause isn’t fat…and at least she’s managed to make the best out of being some plastic bitch who did Playboy a bunch of years ago…cuz that’s the kind of empowered woman/sex worker that she is.

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