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2019

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, but modern science makes her 68% immune to that whole aging thing. Sure she will eventually end up looking like a muppet at some underfunded daycare, but as long as she stays skinny, fit, and half naked, we can handle that. Even as her ass starts to melt into itself, the cheeks slowly being sucked back into her, desite being an ass that likely has had ass injections, because all asses, especially menopausal asses have injections when they are trying to stay hot, marketable, and good enough to sell bikinis to random fans that should try to move onto the next model in line, the new blood….not the old athlete coming out to throw one last pitch desite all his injuries….cuz we all know how that soon to be retired cop ends up in all 90s cop movies….not good….but you are scared of change….so here it is…and when you look at them remember Carl Winslow Didn’t Die for This…

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