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2019

17

Sep

Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day

Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA.

I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same.

It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it.

Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years….

Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us…

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