Cynda Mcelvana isn’t as famous as she should be – but she’s trying..

She was born in Conway, Arkansas so we can’t talk about how immigration is great when it is with slutty girls who get naked as part of their contribution to America…so her ethnic name is just a reminder that your country is built off of immigration and sometimes the hot one is first or second generation and not imported by some lonely sad person on 90 Day Fiance….

Apparently, in 2014, at the age of 16, she relocated to Hollywood, CA, so that makes her 21, which means a solid 10 years left of her getting naked as she navigates this LA scene of balancing sugar daddies to pay for her life, going to workout classes to stay fit, going to juice and smoothie bars, or expensive LA restaurants to eat well, and doing the occassional nude shoot to have a steady stream of content for her social media. It is hard out there for these girls who don’t like to actual work and love getting naked for attention, audience and hopefully some celebrity, to really make it all pay off for them, even though thanks to the sugar daddies it’s already paying off!!

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Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA.

I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same.

It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it.

Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years….

Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us…

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Call animal services, there’s a bunny getting molested from some naked chick named Cynda Mcelvana.

I am pretty sure I’ve done posts on her before, she’s one of those not quite a sex worker, not quite a mainstream model, someone who falls somewhere in between, and who gets naked in photoshoots that she may find high concept, but that are really just an excuse to have her tits out…and I guess her pussy out.

The highlight of this shoot is that you can see her labia…as she holds a bunny…for EASTER…which is just around the corner you chocolate giving pedophiles…

It’s one of those throw in the desert, throw in the RV camper…now you’re in business…producing shit we’ve seen before but who needs concept when you got an exposed pussy.

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Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model…and despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Europe trying to get by…and she’s not the Mcelvana from Scotland playing the bag pipes that are rich men promising here the dream….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm….to be naked on the internet…in pornography she will pretend isn’t pornograpy…but that is pornography to me….Porn is in the Eye of the dude jerking off to it.

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Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model…

Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down…

Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid…..

She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters…

I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn.

All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss…

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Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re the hot chick willing to get naked straight from the mean streets of Arkansas do when you want to make it in America..

The most interesting thing about her, other than slutty shoots, is that she has a bunch of bunnies and a bunch of pet goats…and that is some wholesome, down to earth, roots, country girl, farmer’s daughter fetish….

But the slutty girl photoshoot is more fun.

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Cynda Mcelvana in that PISS filter – made to look like film – reminding me of high brow porno from eastern EUROPE…and INSTAGRAM…

She’s is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and want to make it in America..

It’s the cool place to be, where people get famous, and you get to really tap into that whole art scene…populated by rich fucking creeps…

She may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…requires getting naked.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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According to IMDB….

Cynda McElvana was born in Conway, Arkansas where she lived her early childhood. At the age of 6 she moved with her family to Moore, Oklahoma. In 2014, at the age of 16, Cynda relocated to Hollywood, CA. She is a model in both Los Angeles and in New York, as well as an actress

Also according to IMDB….she’s only been in one movie in 2013 called CURCH that was a short where she played a “CHURCH MEMBER”…so I am thinking that anyone can have an IMDB…when trying to legitimize their getting naked on social media…when getting naked on social media doesn’t need to be legitimized…it’s as legit as it gets…too legit to quit or some shit…

I find this shoot creepy and her panties a little too kid’s pull-ups but I’m sure they aren’t going for that…they’re too hip for that.

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Cynda Mcelvana is some LA “model”…. straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…

This is a shoot that brought some joy to my empty life…by photographer David Lekach who I’ve never heard of either, but who broke into some public pool, stripped her down and got her naked…and naked young girls…is more than art…it is fucking life…or should be…and could be…thanks to social media…life changing.

Follow this babe on @cynda_mcelvana

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