Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

2019

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever..

The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?!

Fucking weirdos.