Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks.

She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry.

HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married….

Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone.

It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete…

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