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2019

18

Oct

Dude Drops Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga is an overrated, inflated pile of dog shit, who scammed the entertainment industry, because she was a working song writer and they needed a Nicki Minaj type to target the gay scene. I accidentally went to her first concert and got the low down by the opening band – who I knew…

I didn’t meet her then, she was already an egotistical cunt, but a few years later, she was the biggest fucking act, and I ended up in a bar where she happened to be after a show, and I fondled her ass, without consent, like what the kids would call rape today….but Gaga didn’t react at all, she didn’t even notice….and her ass was actually great…

TRUST ME…I hate saying that, because I think she’s a hack, a fake, a phoney who mooched off other ideas and repackaged them as her own. The marketing team was in place. Akon had purchased a software that analyzed songs to determine what made them hits…and every last one of her songs became a top 40 hit….

You know the backstory, but in every post I do, I like to give context to why I hate her and why I feel violated…and it comes down to knowing every word of pokerface without ever intentionally hearing the song…

Then there’s the whole Academy Award, celebrate her acting, which I thought we did with hr shit music, cuz that’s all an act, which gives us a whole other genre or medium to hate her for…

So seeing a dude’s knee give out when she’s humping a motherfucker like some kind of sexual assaulter she must be….is amazing…it’s just too bad there were no major injuries or fatalities…but if you’re into bad things happening to bad people like Gaga….you’ll like this..unless you’re like me and mad it’s not worse..

Here’s her gross face topless tanning – cuz tits make dumb news better.

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