I am a modern day John Tesh up in here…but not too modern, otherwise I’d have a social media following…that is where it counts fuckers…those of us not on there are not even alive…..we don’t exist…but I already knew that. It’s a constant…
That doesn’t mean I can’t spend the weekend comparing myself to all those living better lives than me, to inspire me that life is better if I drink skinny tea, celery juice, and know the latest MEME…or staring at some girl spreading her ass for ZUCKERBERG or at least on his technology…to try to get dudes to sign up to her patreon…making more money in porn than actual pornstars and you don’t even need to stick dicks in you – unless you want to…
I’ve decided that my weekend will consist of watching The Bodyguard all weekend – yelling “CRACKWHORE” every time Whitney Houston says “I will always love you…
It’s like a drinking game, but more derogatory…and what I’ve realized is that it is more fun to make fun of dead celebs than live ones…cuz the dead ones may be able to hear me…you know cuz of GHOST SHIT…instead of just being ignored…like you are ghost shit…
Ok, Boomer…so there’s aew strain of AIDS…it could be the government’s protest of of PREP…you know the updated version of their BETA model of AIDS they ON BOARDED in the 80s…or it could just be someone who accidentally sat on the toilet after one of the Kardashians…maybe it was birthed Christian Genius Billionaire’s man pussy that John Legend used to call home… eating all that BUSH MEAT in Kim K’s panties…assume they fuck.
Ok, BOOMER….Let’s find shit to be offended by..shit we can cancel…shit…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Bikini Flip Fail – With a Bikini Ass
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Rabbit be Surrounded by Carrots….
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The Hero We All Need
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Ric Ocasek Cut Paulina Porizkova Out Of His Will, Saying She Abandoned Him
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Courtney Cox shares photo of herself and Matt Perry
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Rise and Fall of the Fastest Girl in AMerica
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Cat Saves a Baby….
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Elle Fanning – In a Slutty Dress…
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Actor Charles Levins body found partially eaten by vultures
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Quote of the Day
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Trista Mikail Hot in a Bikini…
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Kimberley Garner’s Great Ass in a Yellow Bikini
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Slutty Big Tits Piano Playing
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Katie Salmon Caught Topless in Ibiza!
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BH90210 Canceled by FOX After One Season – God….
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Least Erotic Pic of the Day
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T.I.’s daughter “likes” comments calling dad ‘possessive and controlling’
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Goldblum is on Team Woody Allen
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Story of the Week is TI checking his Daughter’s HYMEN
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Hidden Rooms in a Mansion
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OK BOOMER MEME STARTED HERE
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Reaction GIFs
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How Amazon Crushes Starups
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Cute Dog Begging for Food
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Celebrity Nudity in Movies…
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Candice Swanepoel Midriff..
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kristen Bell – Titty Cleavage
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Selena Gomez in Shorts Looking Weird Shaped
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I read A Headline that Avril Lavigne Hasn’t Changed in 20 years…These pics tell another story.
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Jennifer Aniston Cleavage….
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Rosie Huntington in a tIGHT DRESS…
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Selena Gomez Feather Boa
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Emeraude Toubia Cleavage…
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Julianne Hough and Other trash at NOBU in Bikini
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Olivia See Through Top
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Lindsey Vonn in a Weird Sheer Dress..
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Constance Wu – Back…
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Cara Santana Bikini…
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Natalie Martinez Knees…
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Evan Rachel Wood Cleavage…
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Eiza Gonzalez Leggings…
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Kendall Jenner Done Up in a Tight Dress Pretendign to Shop at Tiffany and Co for you Idiots
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Kim Kardashian is So Fucking Ugly – How People Think She’s Hot Confuses Me…
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Amber Heard is an UGLY fucing Monster
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Emma Robers and Lea Michele at some Event…
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Reese Witherspon in Tight Jeans Looking like a Mom…
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From stepSMUT!!
(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Gold Medal Insertion Video
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Female Motorbike Rider – Loses Skirt – Keeps Riding in Thong –
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Squirting in the Car
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Barbara Palvin in Lingerie, ya’ll
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Hot Amateur Slit – LITERALLY A SLIT – from Reddit
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2 White Girls Sexually Assault Alien…
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Peeping Tom Interrupts Bailey Brooke’s Naked Outside Shower
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Oldest Tits Ever!!
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Big Titty Amateur Trying New Things..
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Oscar Goes To….
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Girl with Big Tits Showing Spread butthole..
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Gash Flash
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Big Tits…
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Squirt Squirt….
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Naked Ice Cream Fetish…
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19 Year Old NPC
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