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2019

18

Nov

New Underwear Brand in Town of the Day

“We want to build the next big underwear company in the world and rewrite the American underwear story.”

So basically, young people are finally realizing that Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, and that their messaging is nothing good, just some billionaire pervert using his mall brand to make more money, but also to Human traffic women into the country under the guise of being “models”…since 80 percent of his promo models are immigrants…

Victoria’s Secret was the top women’s underwear brand in the U.S. but lost market share from 31.7% in 2013 to 24% in 2018 and is dropping harder each day as stores close and as the models they use all turn 50 fucking years old…cuz they know their market will never be the young and genderless…

I guess Victoria’s Secret is also a red flag to the overly sensitive, easily triggered under 22 year olds that are tired of the manufactured, photoshop, non inclusive, gender restricting club….they are more modern than that…and more open to the fact that no all women look like Victoria’s Secret models…to most of our dismay…as a world filled with Victoria’s Secret models would be one far more fun to live in…the 3 am fatty you meet on tinder or at the club that you decide to fuck cuz you haven’t seen a real life pussy in months…would be far more interesting to fuck than the fat…you know if all girls looked like VS models…there would be no uglies to lower ourselves into….cuz even if we’re fat pathetic broke losers…fucking hot chicks is something we’d prefer..

ANWAY..thanks to the EPSTEIN FUNDED antiquated images and stereotypes of “sexy” women wearing lacy lingerie, a 22 year old launched this brand….a kind of undergarment that doesn’t put boundaries on womanhood…which I don’t thing Victoria’s Secret did, it just gave us something to jack off to or visualize when our fat wives tried to wear the same lingerie the hot models wore for sex time…only to look like Chris Farley trying to get into David Spade’s sports jacket that didn’t fit….

So along with some bullshit like this girl saying that underwear is the “connective tissue between your body, which is political and identity-driven,”…sure it is…

Here are some of their photos to show you the future of LINGERIE….mooching off all the people trying to rope people in by making them think supporting this brand makes them inclusive too…

I am all for making underwear for all people but I am old and like things like underwear…you know a 3-4 dollar item…to be sold to me with glitz and glam and aspirational imagery…I don’t need to be here looking at fat girls in the underwear, period stains on the underwear, or the modern DICK in women’s panties of a man who thinks he’s a woman in panties….save that for instagram selfies from narcissists or something…

Sounds like someone’s just trying to mooch off the state of the world…knowing there’s a hole in the market left by old billionare men who built panty empires…

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