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2019

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Nov

Dakota Fanning’s Nerd Treatment Shirt of the Day

I’ve been running this site for far too long – but that means I’ve seen almost everything when it comes to celebrity nudity – including but not limited to the weirdo communities that jerk off of pics of celebs and upload them to places like reddit and/or PUBLICLY TRADED ON THE STOCK MARKET DESPITE BEING A PORNO SITE – TWITTER….

So groups of weirdos into this shit come together – literally – to continue the weirdest movement or niche market or community or subculture – ever.

Then there’s the more basic strategies of fans of celebrities, who I can’t hate for being fans of celebrities, despite hating celebrities, because I get it. The industry makes content that you connect to on some spiritual level, some escapism cuz your life sucks, and all that nonsense…so naturally, if you’re not a bitter, angry at your core motherfucker like me, you’d connect to the stories and the girls playing those characters…You are a fan…and I can appreciate that even if I am not a fan….and in being a fan you adjust brightness and contrast to see the nips that are potentially visible after you do some nerd algorithm shit like those scientists who learned how to remove water from photos and videos to better analyze underwater imagery…only for nipples…with no scientific purpose except maybe conducting weird experiments on your weird ass’ masturbation habits…

I admit I’ve done contrast/brightness/color correcting on nudes I’ve been sent over the years – just to see if I can see more of the pussy in the shadows…so I can relate on some level…but it doesn’t mean it’s not weird..especially when the nerd photo is of Dakota Fanning, re-uploaded to the community, to show the world what could be her nipple or your rendition of her nipple…but only because it is Dakota Fanning and I find her zero hot…and 100 percent weird…HOWEVER…this nipple edit of her is AWESOME….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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