Ariel Winter is a troll bitch from one of TVs worst but probably one of their most overrated sitcoms that I guess is best known for legitimizing Sofia Vergara’s huge immigrant single mom tits, that before the show, was just a drug mule from her Native COLOMBIA feeding the execs their cocaine for their cocaine habits with her tits…at least that’s what I read she used to do back when she was just a sex worker with a dream of stars and glam….the Hollywood dream she’d fantastize about every time she took money in exchange for her tits…

THIS IS NOT ABOUT SOFIA VERGARA it is about ARIEL WINTER, a girl who people watched grow up like a creepy neighbor watching your daughter’s tits develop year after year during summer vacation….not that you have a daughter, you’re more the creepy neighbor, but I don’t like to identify you as that.

I am on your side, even if I find the chubby, now skinnier, neckless SHREK looking bitch with her rebuilt tits after she chopped off her natural tits at 16 years old cuz they were sloppier than the rest of her – which was pretty sloppy…but some of you decided she’s hot, despite NOT being hot…and now that she’s skinnier from her new anti depressants and cosmetic procedures….it’s given her new confidence, it’s made her less disgusting, but I am a firm believer that she’s still disgusting.

It’s just nice that we’re heading into the Christmas Season where she can find her true calling as one of Santa’s little helpers…and I guess she’s in this TROLL village auditioning cuz despite her career / fame / etc…there are better options for a troll, like an actual hot girl pretending to be a troll, than an actual troll….

The tits are out and that’s ok.

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