Sophie Monk Titty Tape of the Day

2019

Nov

I read this as Sophie MUDD…the instagram slut with monster tits who has done one or two influencer campaigns, but who is repped by every big agency cuz she’s likely a rich kid from LA…

I’ve seen her peddling her nonsense on her instagram and just had those big tits on the brain, you know cuz she’s unloading calendars, to which I wonder who the fuck is buying calendars, or why a 25 or younger would sell calendars, seeing as they shouldn’t know what a calendar is besides it being an app….

But it turns out it was actually Sophie Monk and that’s fucking disappointing…the Australian who made it to America, fucked a Good Charlotte Twin for a while, who basically disappeared 10 years ago, back out here with her tits out…

I could have done without Sophie Monk, out with the old, in with the new and this is the old…the very very old…at least in girl years, which are like dog years, only instead of 7 years to every year, it is about about 3 years to every year once they hit 18….

So 18 is like 21, 19 like 24, 20 like 27, 30 like 67. I don’t make this shit up, it’s scientific research proven fact…