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2019

03

Dec

Ariel Winter is Riding Some Garlic of the Day

Ariel Winter wore some see through shirt / bra top outfit to some dumb activation or experience that people put together for marketing hype…because people need thing to do, things to instagram, so smarter people put together these idiotic exhibits that really don’t matter, as some massive photo op, with an element of FOMO if you don’t get your selfie at the place, so all these assholes line up like it was a pink wall with a set of wings on it, for their pic…after paying a 20 dollar entry fee. It is crazy…they had one for Ice Cream, one for Saved by the Bell, one for some other shit that doesn’t matter…you get the idea…a Giant Garlic, some Pool Noodles, and a giant martini glass…high concept you fucking bootleg EXPERIENCE bullshit…my pervert neighbor does a more believable experience in his basement haunted house…you lazy fucks.

I assume Ariel Winter was paid to be there, you know to start the momentum on the dumb fucking exhibit….you need influencers there to get it off the ground and to make it a viral thing….but she probably would have done it for free, since it is about her one true love…FOOD.

The troll, who has lost weight thanks to medication according to her….is still a fat chick in spirit….and ultimately…that weight loss makes her better to look at….so long as you don’t state at her neckless face…it’s terrifying…but if she doesn’t kill herself thanks to being sold by her parents and robbed of a childhood and all that standard child star shit, she’ll have a lasting career in horror movies as the villain…RIGHT…good one RIGHT…RIGHT…fuck off.

Anyway, here she is riding a fucking Garlic like some Italian chef’s wet dream since she looks like his fuckign NONYA…

This whole thing is weird.

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