Heather Graham posted a picture of her gunt hanging out over her bikini, in what I would call “empowering” even though I hate that shit, but at least she’s not editing herself down like all the other sluts on instagram who downloaded their free and easy to use photoshop app.

I have always loved Heather Graham’s tits. She was great in Boogie Nights and I can’t think of anything she’s had her tits out in that I didn’t like. So I support her being as real as a celebrity can be by saying “fuck it, I’m an old bitch, I have big tits, and this is what bodies do when they sit.

Most girls wouldn’t be caught dead in a seated bikini pose, brave moves from a brave woman who is at the state of life / menopause where the majority of women her age are fucking gross. Plus she’s got that pile of money and that feedback from fans everywhere saying how bad they want to fuck her for the last 2 decades that maybe being “gross” is a way to get some damn peace and quiet…not that any bikini pic has ever generated peace and quiet for anyone on social media…that’s where the fucking vultures live..

All this to say I hate old chicks and I hate fat chicks, but I like Heather Graham and that overrides that hate…there are levels to this shit….and in her defense pretty much all stomachs look like this in that pose.

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