Hilary Duff is on her Honeymoon in a bikini.

She’s one of those have a second dudes baby after fucking a handful of other dudes during her divorce then marry them so you can go to Africa on a Safari together….thanks to LOVE….

She is also a Disney kid, bred by Disney and is about to be back on Disney’s streaming platform with the REDO of her original show that made her famous..they basically own her.

She lost a lot of weight and is skinny because I guess she knows that skinnier girls are hotter than fat girls…unless she just did it for her wedding, but I doubt that.

We should celebrate that hard work she’s put into this after a decade of thickness because it is a sign of the times, people don’t want to be fat anymore, at least not on the Disney Show that can probably make her a shit ton of money…so do it at your hottest…Looking good for the Magical Kingdom…the Happiest Place on Earth…unless they are actually that rumored PEDO ring that made her….making it semi traumatic…in which case she’s safe now that she’s like 30…in a pink bikini.

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