Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

2020

Jan

The Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Scented Candle was obviously the best marketing ploy the trash that is Gwyneth Paltrow has come up with because that shit went viral aggressively. I just assumed it was fake news and couldn’t be bothered, and still can’t be bothered, but I’m just observing that if I put out a Vagina Scented candle no one would ever mention it, or BUY it, like anything else I’ve tried to sell…but throw in some celebrity cunt that married to some homosexual British Pop star, after having sex with America’s Sweetheart Brad Pitt who clearly could have done better than this monster but like you was distracted by all the hype around her and just assumed she was worth a fuck…when I felt she was better suited to be the head in a box in that movie Seven…not because I hate women, but because I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. If she was a man, and she may eventually identify as one for some attention, I will hate her just the same….so it’s nothing about her vagina, but more about how she makes a deal about her vagina when no one cares about her vagina…or the Hollywood strain of herpes it statistically has…or the smell of feces that radiates from it because that’s how sure lured her homosexual British popstar into fucking her…and cumming in her….made him think it was her asshole…she did.

Anyway, she’s in a magazine and she’s the worst.