Sydney Sweeney is the “it” girl according to me which is the only opinion that matters on this website seeing as I am the only one on this website…my personal journal like I was some sort of teen girl….like the one Sydney Sweeney plays in Euphoria where she pulls out her LARGE natural tits any chance she gets to remind us what it means to be a celebrity in this era of porn.

She’s been positioned to be this “it” girl by her management who got her a bunch of solid jobs building up to Euphoria, like Handmaid’s Tale which is huge and that other show with Amy Adams that had a lot of hype but that I can’t think of because I really only got interested in Sydney Sweeney when I realized just how big her tits were. I’m cheap and easy like that. If a girl who is being packaged to be the next celebrity in a world where everyone is a celebrity has secret tits like Sydney Sweeney’s tits….I’m going to support that propaganda.

So here she is getting invited to events and such because the world has been turned onto her…via her tits….and when your tits are as substantial as hers…they should be the number one go-to tool to make those dreams come true.

While other girls are out on instagram trying to rope dudes into paying to see them masturbate. This one’s on HBO(oobs). Doing it right enough….even if watching her jerk off on snapchat for 10 dollars a month would be more lucrative…it’s always an option when the whole celeb thing collapses..

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