This is a heart warming video that may or may not remind you of the Super Bowl half time show, only at the Super Bowl Half time show, the breast milk is powdered due to age. I don’t care how much a bitch works out or how much botox gets jacked in her face, if she’s 45 years old she’s 45 fucking years old, and the only platform she should be dancing on is at some family weddings, or maybe the lunch time strip club shift. Not the Super Bowl.

Not that this has anything to do with the Super Bowl, I just keep hearing about it all fucking night and day like it’s news….and that bores me.

But a bar tender pulling her tit out and squirting a Patron in the face with her titty milk doesn’t bore me. If anything I find it incredible.

This is one thing I can say has never happened to me, I have never been lactated on out of anger or kindness. I guess the bitches I deal with aren’t fucking breeders…maybe they aren’t fertile from the drugs, STDs, we call it HPV uterus hard to get knocked up from all the scar tissue.

This is one thing I can say I hope one day happens to me.

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