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2020

11

Feb

Miley Cyrus Mullet Tits of the Day

Miley Cyrus Cleavage Black Dress Mullet

Miley’s hair reminds me of the Vandals song “I Got an Ape Drape” that I listened to back in the 90s, when Mullets were out of style and only for white trash….

I am from Canada where every early 90s motherfucker had a mullet….we called it Hockey Hair..

So to me they’ve always been a bold and cool and amazing fashion statement…

It’s just unfortunate that early 90s white trash is the style of today’s hip and cool. It’s the mainstream. Even DISNEY kids are rocking it.

It takes out the fun in people actually still rocking the mullet.

It becomes Miley Cyrus lesbian nonsense ironic haircut…that 1,000,000 girls have since got….

It is like making fun of the beauty that is a person with a pure mullet because they think it looks good, or makes them look fast, dangerous, edgy, like they’ll wrestle lawn furniture or shoot squirrels in the trailer part for dinner…

But I guess she’s got the birth right to the Mullet…cuz her dad was king mullet….so she was raised into the mullet and keeping that alive…

I still find her hot.

Miley Cyrus Cleavage Black Dress Mullet

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