Hilary Duff has been getting fit since having a baby. I assumed it was because she was revisiting her Disney role that made her famous and there was pressure on herself to lean the fuck up because she was one of those thick legged and thick assed bitch who looks like she does crossfit.

The kind of girl you’d want to help move your fridge, or any large appliance, because despite being terrifying her ability to crush watermelons with her thighs was exhillerating, plus a round strong ass from fitness isn’t always the WORST…..

There is finally a trend to health and fitness, skinny is back in, people like the fat kid from BLOW / LOST is a body builder now, Jack Black is trying to get ripped, the dude from Sunny in Philly also ripped….the whole body hacking in your 40s so you don’t die prematurely is real…and I guess rubbing off on Hilary Duff, who could be like all the moms at Starbucks eating cake and accepting their obesity and calling it baby weight, but she’s rich and famous and has access to aborted fetus stem cells to lean the fuck up….

Clearly this is her showing off her bod, doing a BIKINI Poll, where you can see her toned stomach…clickbait, sure, attention seeking, definitely….thirst trapping, obviously…but it’s still pretty fantastic.

No better way to let us know you’ve been working out, than to pretend to care about our opinion of her bikini choices…hilarious.

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