Emmy Rossum Old Tits of the Day

2020

Feb

I hate Emmy Rossum. I don’t entirely know why. I mean she got naked on Shameless for a decade when the show confused her for being one of the stars and basically wrote around her, about her, like a central compelling person while she consistently sucked. I actually stopped watching the show Season 2, I mean I’d see the good parts, like the sex scenes on the internet after the fact, and even with that I’d think EMMY ROSSUM sucks….so when she got fired, I had to start watching again, because there is life after the scam that is EMMY ROSSUM, the girl who wanted to be a legit celebrity, who ended up deciding to get naked on Cable, because it was the only work she could get and eventually “mattering’…..

Her latest role as Angelyne, the pink Corvette driving Phoebe Price inspiring paparazzi fodder of the last 30 years, thanks to her taking billboards out about herself. This is her as Angelyne….in old-make-up, some prosthetic tits, living out old lady who looks like a street whore fetishes – I hope none of you motherfuckers have.

LA loves to make movies about “LA” things…like Angelyne…..I’m holding out for Phoebe Price Biopic…where she is played by LOHAN..in Lohan’s oscar winning performance…where half the move takes place at the celebrity pumpkin patch where Pheobe goes to half naked every year knowing the paps are there….the pivotal moment in all of our lives…the conflict and resolution of the movie about whether the paparazzi will actually sell off the pics to the photo agencies…because you never know when you’re not actually famous.