Madison Beer just turned 21, so she went to Disney to have her first drink. I know what you’re thinking, that they don’t sell booze at Disney, but they do at the exclusive PEDO club.

I don’t know if you know anything about CLUB 33, but it was a memebership only (dues are about 1,000 dollars a month after a 25,000 -40,000 one time fee), and they serve booze amongst the elite. The question is why would elite men want to have a private location in a children’s theme park. You can think about that.

But I think Madison Beer already knows why, because like-minded men are the reason her youtube videos got as many views as they did, and are the reason she has a record deal.

Or maybe you’re thinking she’s already been drunk, 21 is a ridiculous legal drinking age, especially when you’re moved to LA as a kid to be a youtube sensation and your mom’s request, with no real concern for your well being.

Either way, she’s got her tits out at Disney, which is really the most appropriate place for her to have her tits out being a girl who got famous for the same reasons Disney is so popular amongst grown men.

Here she is out in her birthday outfit…

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