Women are so innovative.

It’s like they’ve created the bikini, but the bikini isn’t slutty enough for them, thanks to old women wearing them, normalizing them and ruining the hype dudes had for them whenever they’d see a bikini pic. I assume dudes from the 80s and 90s can relate to this because there was a time before social media, where the bikini pics didn’t run rampant, and whenever we’d go to a pool or beach or swimming class, or aquafitness because we are perverts who like old pussy, we’d see one pieces…the occassional hot bodied chick, or older mom who didn’t give a fuck would be in a bikini and we’d be like “holy shit”….then social media happened, and we’d be there jerking off to girls we knew or work with on vacation in their bikinis….until reaching complete bikini maximization…saturation….everyone was in a bikini….so girls were forced to go nude, but when they couldn’t go nude, they had to find ways to increase the slut in the bikini, and some girls are doing it by tying up their titties with their bikini top, like you’d like to do with chains so that they don’t escape you…

Clever advances in fashions…..

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